Unearthing Culinary Gems: Crafting a Retro Crown Roast of Hot Dogs and Supporting Literacy at the CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale
The quest for forgotten flavors and quirky culinary creations often leads to the most unexpected places. Recently, during the CBC’s annual book drive, a treasure hunt through countless donated tomes for the highly anticipated CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale yielded a truly remarkable discovery. Amidst stacks of cookbooks, a gem titled “Retro Food Fiascos” caught my eye. This wasn’t just any old cookbook; it was a window into a past where culinary experimentation knew no bounds – and sometimes, no logic. And within its delightful pages, I stumbled upon a recipe so wonderfully bizarre and charmingly retro, it demanded to be shared: the legendary Crown Roast of Frankfurters.
This isn’t your average hot dog dish; it’s a testament to a bygone era’s ingenuity and playful approach to food. The concept of a “crown roast” typically conjures images of elegant cuts of lamb or pork, beautifully arranged into a regal circle. Applying this sophisticated technique to humble hot dogs is precisely what makes this recipe a masterpiece of retro kitsch. It’s a dish that promises both a chuckle and surprisingly delicious results, proving that sometimes, the best recipes are those that don’t take themselves too seriously.
The Whimsical World of the Crown Roast of Hot Dogs: A Retro Culinary Adventure
Imagine transforming simple hot dogs into a centerpiece that’s both conversation-starting and utterly appealing. The secret lies in a clever cutting and broiling technique that makes the hot dogs curl perfectly, forming a “crown” around a delicious filling. It’s an imaginative take on a classic backyard staple, elevating it to a status suitable for any fun gathering or nostalgic meal.
Crafting Your Own Crown Roast of Frankfurters: A Step-by-Step Guide
While the original recipe from “Retro Food Fiascos” was certainly… unique (involving poppyseed-tossed cabbage, boiling water, and baking the whole ensemble), I’ve opted for a more modern, yet equally delightful, approach to the filling. However, feel free to experiment with your own preferred accompaniments!
Ingredients:
- 8-12 high-quality hot dogs (choose your favorite brand)
- For the coleslaw filling (my preferred method):
- 1 small head of cabbage, finely shredded
- 2 carrots, grated
- ½ cup mayonnaise
- 2 tablespoons white balsamic vinegar (or apple cider vinegar)
- 1 tablespoon grainy mustard
- 1 tablespoon sugar (optional, to taste)
- Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste
- Optional: Cooking spray or a light coating of oil for the baking sheet
Instructions:
- Prepare the Hot Dogs: Take each hot dog and, using a sharp knife, carefully slice it lengthwise. The key is to cut almost all the way through, but not entirely, leaving about a quarter-inch intact on one side. This allows the hot dog to “butterfly” open like a book.
- Arrange for Broiling: Gently open each hot dog. Lay them flat on a baking sheet, cut-side up. For best results, ensure they are not overlapping.
- Broil to Perfection: Preheat your broiler to high. Place the baking sheet with the hot dogs under the broiler. Keep a close eye on them! Broil for just a few minutes, typically 3-5, or until the cut edges begin to brown and, most importantly, the hot dogs start to curl upwards. This natural curling action is what creates the “crown” shape. Once they’ve curled and are lightly browned, remove them from the broiler.
- Prepare the Filling: While the hot dogs are broiling, prepare your coleslaw. In a large bowl, combine the shredded cabbage and grated carrots. In a separate small bowl, whisk together the mayonnaise, white balsamic vinegar, grainy mustard, and sugar (if using). Season with salt and pepper. Pour the dressing over the cabbage mixture and toss well until everything is evenly coated.
- Assemble the Crown: Once the hot dogs are done and have cooled slightly (just enough to handle), arrange them in a circular pattern on a serving platter, with the curled sides facing outwards, creating a beautiful crown.
- Fill and Serve: Spoon the prepared coleslaw into the center of the hot dog crown, mounding it up attractively. Serve immediately and watch your guests marvel at this retro culinary delight!
Beyond Coleslaw: Creative Filling and Serving Ideas
While my personal preference leans towards a tangy white balsamic and grainy mustard coleslaw, the beauty of the Crown Roast of Hot Dogs lies in its versatility. You are only limited by your imagination when it comes to the central filling. Consider these delicious alternatives:
- Classic Potato Salad: A creamy, hearty potato salad makes an excellent traditional pairing for hot dogs.
- Fluffy Mashed Potatoes: For a comforting and substantial meal, a mound of buttery mashed potatoes can be incredibly satisfying.
- Zesty Macaroni Salad: A cold macaroni salad with bell peppers and a creamy dressing offers another delightful texture and flavor contrast.
- Chili Con Carne: For a heartier, more robust dish, fill the center with your favorite chili, perhaps topped with some shredded cheddar cheese and diced onions.
- Baked Beans: A classic side for hot dogs, warm baked beans can add a sweet and savory element to your crown.
- Macaroni and Cheese: Indulge in ultimate comfort by filling your crown with a generous portion of creamy mac and cheese.
And why stop there? Consider drizzling the hot dogs themselves with cheese sauce, a sprinkle of crispy fried onions, or even a zigzag of your favorite relishes and mustards for an extra layer of flavor and visual appeal. This dish is perfect for backyard BBQs, quirky dinner parties, or any occasion where you want to add a touch of retro charm and a dash of unexpected fun to your menu.
The Noble Cause: Supporting Children’s Literacy at the CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale
As exciting as discovering a whimsical hot dog recipe is, the real heart of this story lies in the event that brought it to light: the CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale. This isn’t just a place to find your next great read or a peculiar cookbook; it’s a critical fundraiser for the Calgary Reads Society. Every dollar raised from this incredible sale goes directly towards funding their vital programs, which are dedicated to helping young children significantly improve their reading skills.
In today’s fast-paced world, foundational literacy skills are more important than ever. Calgary Reads Society understands that reading opens doors to learning, imagination, and future success. Their initiatives provide essential support, resources, and mentorship to children who need it most, fostering a love of reading from an early age. By participating in the book sale, whether as a donor or a buyer, you are directly contributing to the intellectual growth and brighter futures of countless children in our community. It’s a powerful testament to how a shared love of books can create lasting positive change.
Join the Hunt: CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale Details
Mark your calendars and prepare for a literary adventure! The CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale is a beloved annual event, known for its vast selection of books across every genre imaginable. From classic literature to contemporary fiction, thrilling mysteries to insightful non-fiction, and, of course, a treasure trove of cookbooks waiting to be discovered, there’s something for everyone. And yes, I’ll be there, navigating through the cookbook tables with eager anticipation, hoping to unearth more culinary wonders!
CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale Event Details:
Location: TRIWOOD Arena, 2244 Chicoutimi Drive NW
Sale Dates & Times:
- Friday, April 30: 4 p.m. to 9 p.m.
- Saturday, May 1: 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
- Sunday, May 2: 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Entry Donation: A modest $2.00 entry donation is requested, all of which directly supports the Calgary Reads Society.
This is a fantastic opportunity to stock up on new reads, discover hidden literary gems, and connect with fellow book lovers, all while contributing to an invaluable cause.
Give the Gift of Reading: How to Donate Your Books
Before the sale, the CBC organizes a massive book drive to collect the thousands of books that will fill the arena. If you’re looking to declutter your shelves and give your gently used books a second life, this is the perfect opportunity. Your donations are the lifeblood of this event, directly fueling the literacy programs of Calgary Reads Society.
Book Donation Information:
Primary Drop-off Location:
- CBC Calgary building at 1724 Westmount Blvd. NW
- Donation Window: Between now and Monday, April 26
- Hours:
- Weekdays: 8 a.m. to 8 p.m.
- Saturdays: 8:30 a.m. to 4 p.m.
- Sundays: Closed
Alternate Drop-off Location:
- Any RBC branch in Calgary
- Donation Deadline: Until Wednesday, April 21
Donating your books is a simple yet powerful way to support early literacy. Please ensure your donated books are in good, readable condition so they can be enjoyed by their next owners.
Books They Cannot Accept (and Why):
While the Calgary Reads Society is immensely grateful for all donations, there are certain types of books they are unable to accept for the sale. This is typically due to issues of relevance, demand, or practicality for resale. Please keep the following in mind when preparing your donations:
- Encyclopedias: These tend to become quickly outdated and are very difficult to sell.
- Library Books: Books previously owned by libraries often have stamps, stickers, and barcodes that make them less appealing for resale.
- Textbooks: Similar to encyclopedias, textbooks can quickly become outdated and have very limited demand unless they are current editions for specific courses.
- Manuals: Instruction manuals for appliances, software, or cars are generally not sought after at book sales.
- Computer Books: The rapid evolution of technology means most computer books become obsolete very quickly.
- Magazines: Magazines generally have a very short shelf life and are not suitable for a book sale format.
- Reader’s Digests: The condensed nature of Reader’s Digest books and their widespread availability makes them difficult to sell.
By adhering to these guidelines, you help the volunteers efficiently sort and prepare for the sale, ensuring the best possible outcome for fundraising efforts. Focus on donating gently used fiction, non-fiction, children’s books, biographies, and other general interest titles that are still in good condition.
Whether you’re curious about a retro hot dog recipe, searching for your next literary escape, or passionate about fostering a love of reading in young children, the CBC Calgary Reads Book Sale offers a fantastic opportunity to engage with your community. Come for the books, stay for the cause, and perhaps, be inspired to create your own whimsical Crown Roast of Hot Dogs!